just for laughs

Hello friends..! just want to share with you this short jokes just for laughs. lol*

the man: approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "you know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

the woman: "why?"

the man: "because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."

At the hotel

Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you make you make your own bed.

Guest: Ok. I'll make my own bed.

Innkeeper: Good! I'll get you some nails and wood.

Thank you for stopping by! Have a nice day:)